家家有本難唸的經
兩名男子在巴士站等公車聊了起來，某甲總是不斷地抱怨自己的家庭問題。
乙説：只有你才有家庭問題？且聽聽我的……
幾年前我和一位寡婦结婚，她有個已成年的女兒。後來，我爸娶了我的繼女，這繼女就成了我的繼母。
我的妻子是我繼母的母親，我爸就變成了我妻子的女婿。
後來我妻子的女兒（即我的繼母），與我爸生了一個兒子，這個男孩就變成了我同父異母的弟弟，但他是我妻子的女兒的兒子，所以是我妻子的外孫。我也就成了我同父異母的弟弟的外祖父。
現在我和我的妻子生了一個兒子，他成了我繼母（我的繼女）的孫子，也是我同父異母的弟弟，而我也是他的外祖父。
我爸是我兒子的祖父，那誰是我爸的妻子的同父異母的弟弟？……你還覺得你有家庭問題？
结果，另一個傢伙……暈倒了！
A very funny conversation
Labels: Collection Posted by Mustafa Bani Khalaf
Two men at a bus stop started a conversation. One of them keeps complaining of family problems.
Finally, the other man says, "You think you have family problems?" Listen to my situation..
''A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter and we got married.
Later, my dad married my stepdaughter.
That made my stepdaughter my step-mom and my dad became my stepson-in-law.
Also my wife became mom-in-law to her dad-in-law.
Then my wife's daughter, my step-mom, had a son.
This boy was my half-brother 'cause he was my dad's son, but he was also the son of my wife's daughter, which made him my wife's grandson.
That made me the grandfather of my half-brother.
This was nothing until my wife and I had a son.
Now, the half-sister of my son, my step-mom, is also the grand-mom.
My dad is the bro-in-law of my child, who is the stepbrother of my dad's wife!
AND YOU THINK YOU HAVE FAMILY PROBLEMS?"
the other guy fainted...
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